it's time to play the music
it's time to light the lights
it's time to meet the muppets on the muppet show tonight.

it's time to put on makeup
it's time to dress up right
it's time to raise the curtain on the muppet show tonight.

it's time to get things started
on the most sensational inspirational celebrational muppetational
this is what we call the muppet show!