''get down motherfucker'' *

(bkz:göte ilk önce prezervatif koyup sonra sikmek)

(bkz:yorekok) sağolsun. bana istanbul'a gelmemem için 5 neden verdi. seviyorum urfa'yı.

gece parka yürüyüş yaparken;
1) birini gözüne kestir, hedefi belirle
2)onunla göz teması kur
3)ilgisi varsa yanına git ve saati sor.
4)otur diyorsa otur ve tepki vermiyorsa yanından ayrıl.
5)eski yerine geç ve onu izle.
6)elektiriklenme oluştuysa tekrar yanına git.
7)ona açıl.
8)tebrikler!çarka çıkararak kolinizi kaldırdınız.

ayy canım o kadar mı çirkinsiniz? o kadar mı açsınız?

hayaller: eski türkiye.
gerçekler: yeni türkiye.

rusya'dan çıkmış witch house icra eden grup.

oğlum süper bir park buldum. parkta cruising yapıyorum.

(bkz:tv8)'deki win win bağış kampanyası sayesinde alçalayabileceği kadar alçalmış bir kulüptür. türkiye'nin en zenginlerinden ali koç bizden 20 tl dileniyor.

normal anadolu insanlarının oturduğu bir semttir. abartmayın.

neden bu kadar çok nefret edildiğimi ve trol olarak adlandırıldığımı bilmiyorum.

son dönemlerin en çok nefret edilen yazarı olan (bkz:thepillars)'tan neden nefret ediyorsunuz? şahsen ben bu yazarın nefret edildiğini biliyorum ama neden nefret edildiğini anlamış değilim. tekrardan anketimize hoşgeldiniz.

1.nesil yazarların ne kadar ahlaklı ve elit olduğunu gösteren başlık.

ilk entry benim için güzel rehber oldu.yazarlık mesaimi bu başlıklara ayıracağım artık.

bu deneyimi yaşamak için yarın oruç tutacağım.

tamam hepiniz çok elitsiniz. biz dağdan inmiş prezervatifin ne olduğunu bilmeyen kıro adamlarız. hehe

plastiğe ne gerek var. doğal yöntemleri tercih edin erkek penisinden şaşmayınız.

şeçime ne gerek var. alternative çözümü var: (bkz:kayyum)

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